Barbara Florio Graham

     

WINNER of a CERTIFICATE of EXCELLENCE
in the 2002 Communications Contest
of the Cat Writers' Association, Inc.

The subtle wit and gentle satire of award-winning writer, Barbara Florio Graham, is back to back with her celebrity cat, Simon Teakettle, in a clever flip book designed to "a-muse" readers of all ages.

Barbara's satiric pieces on writing and teaching are coupled with several of her award-winning humorous poems as well as witty comments on living with the "classy cat in the black fur tuxedo."

Mewsings includes many of Simon's "Last Meow" pieces from Cats Magazine as well as a selection of his writings for radio and other media. 

This 80-page book has laminated front and back covers, as well as a pull-out "centrefold" of Simon sprawled on a fur rug.  A purrfect gift!

TO ORDER:  CONTACT US.   
One copy $20. postpaid to Canada; $30 to the U.S.
Subtract $3. if you are ordering more than one copy.
GIFT CARDS AVAILABLE if you order more than one copy.
Bulk orders of 10 or more copies receive a 30% discount.

TABLE OF CONTENTS: MUSINGS
String
En Garde!
Rocks
With Apologies to Robert Frost
Bravo
War of Words
Stars
Engineering
Through Thick and Thin
Catastrophe

TABLE OF CONTENTS: MEWSINGS
Cats vs Dogs: A Continuing Controversy
The Rules for Cats
Why a Cat Makes the Best Roommate
Bye, Bye Office
If a Cat Won the Lottery
Grow Your Own Fur Coat
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Why Cats Prefer Women
Being Black
A.K.A. Quixote

 "Furby likes to get his nose into a good book!"
(from Colecoon Maine Coon Cats, Buffalo, NY)

I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your book! 
I was so busy that I could only read it in bits and pieces 
but once I was finished, I was very impressed. 
You have an obvious talent and I hope you do well with sales.
I've placed the books on a shelf with my cards, right beside the cash, 
so hopefully people will be motivated to pick it up and start reading! 
(Anne Wooley, owner of Cats R Us)

Love the book and the other cool cat-word things you do.
(Jurgen Goethe, host of Disc Drive, CBC radio)

It was such a treat reading Mewsings/Musings,
what a fun and thought provoking book.Jo-Ann L. Tremblay, Potenials Management

I have pawed through a lot of cat books, 
but Mewsings/Musings is the cat's meow. 
It's purrfect for those long winter nights
when I like to curl up on a warm lap. 
(Emma and her human partner,
Dennis McCloskey, author of God's Jesters)

Mewsings/Musings's perky prose and pert images are a delight.
I highly recommend this little volume as the perfect gift
for friends who share our passion for pussycats.
(Shirley Hewett, author of The People's Boat: HMCS Oriole)

great photos...pithy and compelling...could not put it down
(Nathalie Nordstrand, Reading, Mass.)

I had the pleasure of reading Mewsings/Musings yesterday.  
Ultimate pleasure.  
You are a great writer and your mind is like that of a child--
you have so much fun when you write.
(Anne Leighton, writer/publicist
www.anneleighton.com)

Two thumbs and four paws up for Mewsings/Musings 
by Barbara Florio Graham and Simon Teakettle!  
Their observations on life brought tears of laughter to my eyes.  
The author and I share a love for collecting stones, 
so her piece called “Rocks” felt warm and familiar.  
I loved the "Rules for Cats" – now I understand the careful calculation behind the endearing poses my four kitties regularly assume. 
Pour yourself a cappuccino and spend a delightful afternoon with this lovely book, preferably with a kitty curled up on your lap.
Christine Davis, www.lightheartedpress.com

It is truly a work of art, and,
among other things, a coffee table book
(Bobbi Linkemer, St. Louis, Missouri)

belongs in every guest room
(Judy Froome, Ottawa)

deft and witty, and chock-full of lighthearted anecdotes...
I laughed out loud...
Barbara Graham is an intelligent and quick-witted prose stylist...
(commentary sheet from 14th annual Writer's Digest book awards)

TO ORDER:  CONTACT US.   
One copy $20. postpaid to Canada; $30 to the U.S.
Subtract $3. if you are ordering more than one copy.
GIFT CARDS AVAILABLE if you order more than one copy.
Bulk orders of 10 or more copies receive a 30% discount.

NOTE:
Humor-writing Workshop BONUS
AVAILABLE WITH THIS BOOK
 CLICK HERE

FREE:  Training Your Cat Like a Dog
This article won a special $1000 award
at the 2002 internation conference of the Cat Writers Association

SEE RESOURCES PAGE FOR BOOKS FOR CAT LOVERS

Mewsings/Musings was printed by Custom Printers

        About Simon Teakettle

  Some locations where you
can buy Mewsings

Mentoring for Writers

Barbara Florio Graham

Self-Publishing 

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